Drinking from glasses that are half full and other diversions

Spring is in the air and Florida is getting ready for the craziness of Spring Break. At least that is one explanation for this strange look at upcoming events in Sanibel Captiva Island area.
             My favorite? March 15 of course.

Reporter Art Stevens for CaptivaSanibel.com calls them "must do events."
            Haha! No matter where you live, why not give them a try?

• March 12 – Sanibel welcomes the first of our spring break visitors.

• March 13 – Sanibel police arrest the first round of spring break visitors.

• March 15 – The Optimists Club will practice drinking from glasses that are half full and destroy any glasses that are half empty.

• March 19 – Jacaranda Restaurant will extend its “Happy Hour” from 4 p.m. to 8 a.m. the following morning.

• March 21 – The gentle yoga class normally scheduled at the Rec Center has been cancelled and is being replaced by a gentle mud wrestling class.

• March 22 – The Shell Museum will exhibit its latest rare find: Jimmy Hoffa’s clavicle.

• March 31 – The monthly Art Walk will feature the doodling of this year’s City Council members which will then be publicly psychoanalyzed by Sanibel’s own Dr. Sigmund Freud, IV, followed by a doodle debate to be broadcast over Twitter.

• April 4 – The weight room at the Rec Center will be closed for one day. It was just too heavy.

• April 5 – Local accounting firms will put on a seminar on the principles of successful tax evasion along with a legal defense fund back up plan.

Check out the full list at Shell Shocked: A schedule of Sanibel's upcoming events that you won't want to miss.